homo: lee rang

[damp]

itp: lee rang fights with a child

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[damp]

Like I said, I figured it'd be far away...

[ ... ]

Thanks for trying to save my life, I guess.

[foxicide]

'I guess'?

[rin u god damn tsundere]

[damp]

[ wow ]

What, you want me to buy you a sundae?

[foxicide]

Sure. As long as it isn't mint chocolate chip.

[he folds his arms, buy him a non-existent sundae rin]

[damp]

[ SUNDAYS ONLY COME IN CHOCOLATE AND VANILLA!! ]

... Seriously? Aren't you an adult?

[foxicide]

Does being an adult mean I can't like ice cream?

[DOES IT RIN??? DOES IT]

[damp]

... Fine!

[ he marches off toward mcdonald's ]

[foxicide]

[rang follows him because he doesn't think rin will actually get him ice cream]

[damp]

[ he doesn't, he gets him some appy slices. ]

These are better for you then ice cream.

[foxicide]

[




thinks about how claude triggered manwol and rin triggered rang in our first threads together

anyway he knocks those appy slices to the ground like that one song.]

Don't mess with me.

[damp]

[ HELP WHY IS HE TRIGGERED BY APPY SLICES????????

Rin just sputters. ]

What the hell's your problem?!

[foxicide]

[they're a kind gesture...... as a kdrama man he is triggered by love....]

How would you know what's better for me?

[there is something barely contained behind his words, and the look in his eyes is stony]

You're the one who offered, and then you just give me something else? That's the problem with you humans -- you never keep your word, and you just do whatever you want.

1/2

[damp]

[ HE LITERALLY DOESN'T HAVE WORDS RIGHT NOW HE REALLY HAS TO LISTEN TO THIS GROWN MAN THROW A TANTRUM OVER APPLE SLICES ]

[damp]

Look...

[ He's going to try his best because he really did almost mcmurder them both and Rang did try to save him. ]

I'm sorry, but the ice cream machine is broken. We can go to IKEA but it's pretty far.

[foxicide]

Forget it. I want something else.

[RIN DON'T JUST TRY YOUR BEST GET OUT WHILE U CAN]

Make a grenade for me.

[don't actually do this]

[damp]

Fine!

[ Summons a grenade and hands it to him. ]

[foxicide]

[oh wait hold up

the madman actually did it....






Rang puts it in his pocket, mollified by the grenade candy. sorry his mood switches faster than manwol's]

If this blows up while it's in my pocket, then I'll know who to blame.

{not rang for asking for a grenade in the first place]

[damp]

[ hm, regret ]

Why would it do that? I'm not trying to kill you.

[foxicide]

You can still kill people without trying.

[you'll learn that very soon, free]

[damp]

It won't explode unless you take out the pin! What do you want a grenade for, anyway?

[foxicide]

It's a secret.

[surprise tool that will help us later

that will disappear so it can't be used]

[damp]

[ stares intently at his pocket ]

[foxicide]

[is it gonna explode spoon]

[damp]

[ no but it comes floating back out into rin's hand ]

[foxicide]

[rang watches it float away....]

Typical.