homo: lee rang

[damp]

itp: lee rang fights with a child

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[damp]

[ he doesn't, he gets him some appy slices. ]

These are better for you then ice cream.

[foxicide]

[




thinks about how claude triggered manwol and rin triggered rang in our first threads together

anyway he knocks those appy slices to the ground like that one song.]

Don't mess with me.

[damp]

[ HELP WHY IS HE TRIGGERED BY APPY SLICES????????

Rin just sputters. ]

What the hell's your problem?!

[foxicide]

[they're a kind gesture...... as a kdrama man he is triggered by love....]

How would you know what's better for me?

[there is something barely contained behind his words, and the look in his eyes is stony]

You're the one who offered, and then you just give me something else? That's the problem with you humans -- you never keep your word, and you just do whatever you want.

1/2

[damp]

[ HE LITERALLY DOESN'T HAVE WORDS RIGHT NOW HE REALLY HAS TO LISTEN TO THIS GROWN MAN THROW A TANTRUM OVER APPLE SLICES ]

[damp]

Look...

[ He's going to try his best because he really did almost mcmurder them both and Rang did try to save him. ]

I'm sorry, but the ice cream machine is broken. We can go to IKEA but it's pretty far.

[foxicide]

Forget it. I want something else.

[RIN DON'T JUST TRY YOUR BEST GET OUT WHILE U CAN]

Make a grenade for me.

[don't actually do this]

[damp]

Fine!

[ Summons a grenade and hands it to him. ]

[foxicide]

[oh wait hold up

the madman actually did it....






Rang puts it in his pocket, mollified by the grenade candy. sorry his mood switches faster than manwol's]

If this blows up while it's in my pocket, then I'll know who to blame.

{not rang for asking for a grenade in the first place]

[damp]

[ hm, regret ]

Why would it do that? I'm not trying to kill you.

[foxicide]

You can still kill people without trying.

[you'll learn that very soon, free]

[damp]

It won't explode unless you take out the pin! What do you want a grenade for, anyway?

[foxicide]

It's a secret.

[surprise tool that will help us later

that will disappear so it can't be used]

[damp]

[ stares intently at his pocket ]

[foxicide]

[is it gonna explode spoon]

[damp]

[ no but it comes floating back out into rin's hand ]

[foxicide]

[rang watches it float away....]

Typical.

[damp]

[ points at him ]

You're not going to guilt me into giving you a grenade. I don't even know you!

[foxicide]

You're saying that like you didn't fall for it.

[i wrote fall for me at first and i was like what the]

But I guess your brain really does work.

[damp]

[ anyway the grenade disappears and i can finally relax ]

At least I'm not a grown man throwing a fit over apple slices.

[foxicide]

[im happy for u spoon]

I'm not a man. And you said you'd give me ice cream.

[hmph]

[damp]

What? What are you then?

[ did he just misgender rang ]

[foxicide]

[yes]

Gumiho.

[waits to see if rin watches anime]

[damp]

[ . . . ]

What is that?

[foxicide]

You should read more books.

[ignores that no one uses gumiho bc it's a korean word]

Haven't you ever been to Korea?