homo: lee rang

[damp]

itp: lee rang fights with a child

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week 0, saturday, in a park

[damp]

[ Hello, Rin is testing out his power! He does this by summoning a grenade. The grenade is now set to detonate.

Teehee! ]

Oh, shit.

[foxicide]

[the bottom thing to do would be to wait here and die





instead rang yanks rin back by the collar and throws up a shield around them both so they don't also explode, which would be embarrassing if this grenade is a dud]

1/2

[damp]

—?!

[ HE'S YOINKED ]

[damp]

[ anyway the grenade goes off in a little baby explosion... embawassing ]

[foxicide]

[. . . . . WOW. . . .

Rang immediately releases Rin like he has cooties,]

Why didn't it blow up?

[ACCUSINGLY, why didn't it blow up for REAL RIN?]

[damp]

[ he didn't ask you to save him!! ]

How should I know! It's my first time having supernatural powers!

[foxicide]

[shut up it's rin's fault now >:(]

And you decided to summon a grenade?

[damp]

I thought it'd show up far away! Why would I want to summon one next to me?

[foxicide]

[NOT THIS ICON

rang pinches his nose]

Why would you pick a grenade in the first place...

[damp]

Like I said, I figured it'd be far away...

[ ... ]

Thanks for trying to save my life, I guess.

[foxicide]

'I guess'?

[rin u god damn tsundere]

[damp]

[ wow ]

What, you want me to buy you a sundae?

[foxicide]

Sure. As long as it isn't mint chocolate chip.

[he folds his arms, buy him a non-existent sundae rin]

[damp]

[ SUNDAYS ONLY COME IN CHOCOLATE AND VANILLA!! ]

... Seriously? Aren't you an adult?

[foxicide]

Does being an adult mean I can't like ice cream?

[DOES IT RIN??? DOES IT]

[damp]

... Fine!

[ he marches off toward mcdonald's ]

[foxicide]

[rang follows him because he doesn't think rin will actually get him ice cream]

[damp]

[ he doesn't, he gets him some appy slices. ]

These are better for you then ice cream.

[foxicide]

[




thinks about how claude triggered manwol and rin triggered rang in our first threads together

anyway he knocks those appy slices to the ground like that one song.]

Don't mess with me.

[damp]

[ HELP WHY IS HE TRIGGERED BY APPY SLICES????????

Rin just sputters. ]

What the hell's your problem?!

[foxicide]

[they're a kind gesture...... as a kdrama man he is triggered by love....]

How would you know what's better for me?

[there is something barely contained behind his words, and the look in his eyes is stony]

You're the one who offered, and then you just give me something else? That's the problem with you humans -- you never keep your word, and you just do whatever you want.

1/2

[damp]

[ HE LITERALLY DOESN'T HAVE WORDS RIGHT NOW HE REALLY HAS TO LISTEN TO THIS GROWN MAN THROW A TANTRUM OVER APPLE SLICES ]

[damp]

Look...

[ He's going to try his best because he really did almost mcmurder them both and Rang did try to save him. ]

I'm sorry, but the ice cream machine is broken. We can go to IKEA but it's pretty far.

[foxicide]

Forget it. I want something else.

[RIN DON'T JUST TRY YOUR BEST GET OUT WHILE U CAN]

Make a grenade for me.

[don't actually do this]

[damp]

Fine!

[ Summons a grenade and hands it to him. ]