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[obdure]

What do you mean golf?

I just remembered this, but maybe barking is ridiculous enough? I hadn't had a chance to ask around, but Caiman some weeks back just assumed I actually meant Iris barked at me.

Maybe:
- marriage proposal.
- kiss at the kiss rink.
- gossip group (perhaps best for the dead).
- corn(?), turn someone into corn.
- Gaston, make everyone think someone is Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
- off schedule death, though preferably we shouldn't do this until last stretch? Last trial was a struggle.
- dark ritual to summon something.
- barking? Unsure.
- maybe there is a kiss quota.
- twerking(?)

What has been tried but did not give us anything:
- fake dating.
- love arrow square.
- obsession with one person.
- becoming animals in public.
- everyone being cursed.
- were matching shirts an attempt?
- property damage.
- Titanic.
- marketing team merchandise.

To see this coming Sunday:
- dead revival.

I had thought that the missions were a guiding hand to some achievements, but seeing that fake dating didn't give us anything I'm less likely to think so.

[sixam]

gossip might not be a bad idea, i feel like this keeps coming up in letters and curses and in person
maybe write new stories for the library to generate reasons to gossip idk
caspian and hinata told us about the rink..........
essek told me to be careful about the rituals in this bible but it's a thought

[rosebleed]

Yeah Strohl told me to keep an ear out for gossip? It should be important he said, though he made it sound like content of the gossip was going to be important, not just gossiping itself.

[sixam]

ok well i haven't heard shit so guess I have to listen harder

[rosebleed]

[OOOOOH so subtly omg no ulterior motive here]

Oh, by the way, I did hear in a letter that Roxana and Childe had a date in the graveyard.

[sixam]

huh
cute
i hope she ate him alive (not literal.)
he better have treated her nicely

[rosebleed]

They're a good match, right? They both have a sort of playful intensity about them

And if he didn't treat her nicely I bet she sent him to a second, worse graveyard.

[sixam]

yeah definitely. as likely to treat a date as nothing more than just a date because they both have bigger goals in mind than romance
it's a pretty good match-up
you think maybe that's something? setting people up for real

[rosebleed]

Right yes! Perhaps that's it. Though it would be cute if they fell in love for real. Their children would be really pretty.

But hmm...I don't even know who I'd try to match up? Though maybe a few people...who do you have in mind Jonas?

[sixam]

sure but i also agree she deserves better
if they ever did fall in love though then good for them ig
i don't know if i have specific people in mind but like blind dates are a thing right
you may as well roll some dice and go from there
on the other hand some of the strongest relationships can start as friendships so maybe people who are already close and just need a little nudge in the right direction
for the achievement of course

[rosebleed]

you must be really fond of her? I'm a little jealous,
I don't I was ever able to crack into her properly. Maybe a weird way to put it but she is a tough nut.

This is true. Well I'm hardly the expert, but a good friendship is a great way to start? It can get tricky though, sometimes bringing it up might ruin the friendship.

Yes strictly for the achievement

[obdure]

I honestly think she can do better.

[rosebleed]

[thank u hei]

Not a fan of Childe, are you?

Or are you just a big fan of Roxana?

[obdure]

I have nothing against Childe.

I just find it hard to imagine he lives up to her expectations as a romantic or political partner. Maybe one as a bodyguard?

[rosebleed]

Well one date is hardly a romance. Maybe a little dalliance is fine.

And there's always the whole noblewoman and knight thing. That can be very sweet

[obdure]

It can be, though impractical for politics.

Maybe she and her family have enough influence to overcome something like that, though.

[obdure]

At least we won't look like madmen over biting, but it'll still be insane.

[sixam]

supposedly the more insane the better
we're apparently in the single digits now of gaining achievements

[squirt]

insane is better
you'll both help with biting right

[sixam]

yeah sure
doesn't specify how we have to bite so it's whatever

[rosebleed]

Apparently people died terribly on the golf course.

I remember the twerking! I will not be doing that.

Anyway I do think if we look back at the non-murderous achievements that have worked so far, like This War, S.O.S., Rat Society, etc., they do look like they should involve almost everyone. Not just a few people acting quirky or being cursed or what have you.

That said, most of the graveyard hints have been emphasizing so much about kissing and whatever that it feels like we should just try getting that stuff out of the way. Is there anyone from your game you could kiss Jacopo?

[obdure]

No.

[rosebleed]

Okay!

[squirt]

gaston

[obdure]

I don't know why that happened.