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[damp]

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W5 EARLY TUESDAY

[rosebleed]

hi guys! I've asked my team about other things we might do from their games. I don't know how good any of these suggestions are?

Me, from Spacecoast:
- Blood collection booth
- pet goes on a rampage
- public romantic rejection (do NOT ask me to do this again)
- maybe someone gets cursed to be in love and then it turns to be real later? I don't know if this happened actually but I was thinking it would be possible. Hard to pull off though.
- rat revolution (hard to do with no rats)

Kazuki, from Homophonic
- The stupid fish statue with sunglasses that someone kept putting in front of the warehouses until we teleported it up a tower
- Booths... bite booth, A/B/O(ther) classification booth with stickers, romantic advice and/or kissing booth
- Froggystyle put out a cake and pretended it was cursed when it wasn't (**haha I liked this one)
- Mistletoe and snowball fights
- Hangman and the curses I guess. (**didn't we already do this?)
- Gacha
- Party games? (**is there a game we've missed?)

Kaworu, from Turboheaven
-getting killed off schedule?
-Weird love curses and drama.
-someone's arm falling off (**Is this really an achievement?)
-crying about their relationship (**I think most people are single or have a happy relationship)

And Mordalion just said everyone died all the time in public in weird accidents. Jacopo, why didn't you warn me about the dangers of golf?

Also, please let me bite you. Thank you.

[damp]

thanks rosamund

we got a few recommendations from the dead too.........
manwol suggested drama like a public break up, she mentioned the booth too
she was saying that maybe we could take inspiration from the books in the library
essek was saying a couple that's fallen in love and kisses

kate mentioned there was a bible that was a big deal in her game too? people kept stealing it?

as for our game
i was remembering that we did a few stupid illusions
we also tried to pressure people into eating crayons don't ask why

[rosebleed]

[shaking reading this]

do they have to be fully fallen in love for real?

Because that's not something you can just pull out of thin air

[damp]

i think? that's a weird requirement though... and how would the game even know that

[rosebleed]

yeah exactly. These things can't exactly be rushed.

Romance. Not achievements. Some of these I'd rather get over with as quick a possible

[squirt]

manwol mentioned the booth to me too she's getting impatient
let's just do that today?

[rosebleed]

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[sixam]

fyi essek sent me the bible, it's at the bar with me

[squirt]

how do you feel about souping it

[squirt]

i'll ask but yoru and anders can't give suggestions and we've done the election already

we got mail to kiss more and for two people from the same place to kiss

[rosebleed]

That would be too easy wouldn't it?

Well, no pressure, but you and Rin are from the same game?

[squirt]

rin would die having to kiss someone in public

[sixam]

thanks rosamund
haha that stupid fish...
in heaven there was a week of rain that made everybody act like they did last week
killing off schedule and midtrialing happened which i think we can hold off on
we balded a lot of people and also marcoh turned into a llama
ummm man there were a lot of weird individual ones i'm trying to think of what would work for a group
manwol suggested the booth to me too
yoru sent me a letter ig before she came back saying she wanted me to publicly discuss beyonce and pink in the middle of a trial for some reason?
the sense i am getting is everything we need to do needs to be over the top and outrageous

[rosebleed]

is beyonce a new color

[sixam]

[ sends over a music link from the phone's music app. ]

[squirt]

i also got turned into a llama once
why llamas

[sixam]

i feel like i accidentally helped turn someone into one too
we have had people become animals in public but maybe it has to be a llama specifically somehow?
wis'adel made some desserts once and left them out but they were cursed to make people in love with each other

[obdure]

What do you mean golf?

I just remembered this, but maybe barking is ridiculous enough? I hadn't had a chance to ask around, but Caiman some weeks back just assumed I actually meant Iris barked at me.

Maybe:
- marriage proposal.
- kiss at the kiss rink.
- gossip group (perhaps best for the dead).
- corn(?), turn someone into corn.
- Gaston, make everyone think someone is Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
- off schedule death, though preferably we shouldn't do this until last stretch? Last trial was a struggle.
- dark ritual to summon something.
- barking? Unsure.
- maybe there is a kiss quota.
- twerking(?)

What has been tried but did not give us anything:
- fake dating.
- love arrow square.
- obsession with one person.
- becoming animals in public.
- everyone being cursed.
- were matching shirts an attempt?
- property damage.
- Titanic.
- marketing team merchandise.

To see this coming Sunday:
- dead revival.

I had thought that the missions were a guiding hand to some achievements, but seeing that fake dating didn't give us anything I'm less likely to think so.

[sixam]

gossip might not be a bad idea, i feel like this keeps coming up in letters and curses and in person
maybe write new stories for the library to generate reasons to gossip idk
caspian and hinata told us about the rink..........
essek told me to be careful about the rituals in this bible but it's a thought

[rosebleed]

Yeah Strohl told me to keep an ear out for gossip? It should be important he said, though he made it sound like content of the gossip was going to be important, not just gossiping itself.

[obdure]

At least we won't look like madmen over biting, but it'll still be insane.

[rosebleed]

Apparently people died terribly on the golf course.

I remember the twerking! I will not be doing that.

Anyway I do think if we look back at the non-murderous achievements that have worked so far, like This War, S.O.S., Rat Society, etc., they do look like they should involve almost everyone. Not just a few people acting quirky or being cursed or what have you.

That said, most of the graveyard hints have been emphasizing so much about kissing and whatever that it feels like we should just try getting that stuff out of the way. Is there anyone from your game you could kiss Jacopo?

[obdure]

No.

[squirt]

gaston

[obdure]

I don't know why that happened.