homo: lee rang

[damp]

itp: lee rang fights with a child

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[foxicide]

You remember that?

[huh, he's surprised.... there's a beat, then]

Unlike your sister, I wasn't fortunate enough to have a good brother.

[damp]

Oh... I'm sorry. That sucks.

[ profound response from rin matsuoka

anyway he just goes quiet because he doesn't want to ask but he kind of wants to know

there's a nice breeze in the canal ]

[foxicide]

[spoon is out here adding date atmosphere to our threads]

Is it my turn to ask questions?

[damp]

[ STOP ]

... No! I just don't know what to say to that. Why's your brother so shitty?

[foxicide]

[hehehe

...]

He's always been that way. Have you ever met a narcissist before?

[don't include rang in that]

[damp]

[ he thinks about this very seriously ]

I mean... there are some swimmers that are pretty arrogant and stuck up.

[foxicide]

[rin about to drop the kisumi lore]

He's a lot like that. He was told he was the best his entire life, and he believes it too. He never thinks he's in the wrong, and he never apologizes.

[the way rang is making it clear that he has unresolved issues, anyway]

I bet you're glad you don't have to live with those swimmers.

[damp]

[ KISUMI ISN'T EVEN A SWIMMER ]

Ah... Yeah. [ he just lives with nitori who is obsessed with him ] What about the rest of your family?

[ does he even have a normal family ]

[foxicide]

[rang is nitori tbh]

My mother's dead and my father probably is too? I never met him.

[i can drop the lore here that rang's father is actually the most insane,]

Is your family normal?

[damp]

[ help ]

Uh, well, relatively. My little sister, Gou, is pretty cute. She's obsessed with muscles, which is kind of embarrassing.

My mom is good too. She can be embarrassing in her own way, but she's always been supportive.

[ help, gets quiet because he misses them ]

My dad passed away when I was pretty young.

[foxicide]

[throw rin overboard because rang doesn't know what to do with feelings. he raises an eyebrow at the word MUSCLES? but like, his own brother is weird too so,]

Did you play catch with him?

[that's what humans do with their dads right... like in free willy]

[damp]

[ help please don't compare SWEET GOU to rang's psychotic(?) brother ]

I... guess. Mostly I remember swimming with him. And going on his fishing boat.

[ ... ]

Do... gumiho grow up with families like humans do?

[foxicide]

[they both have red hair (and rin)]

...Are you asking me about how gumihos are born?

[the tone of his voice is like 'do you need to hear a how sex works talk']

[damp]

[ help ]

I'm just trying not to make assumptions!

[foxicide]

[lmao.....

...rang like why am i answering this but maybe it's because rin said he didn't want to assume.... maybe]

I don't know. [thanks rang] The only gumiho I've ever known is my brother. If there are any others, then they died a long time ago.

But I did grow up with him, so he was 'family' for a time.

[damp]

Oh. Must be lonely.

[ oh help he just said that without thinking ]

Do you, uh, know other non-humans?

[foxicide]

[HELLO

with a very straight face,]

Yeah. Have you ever seen N*ruto?

[damp]

[ help ]

There's no way you know N*ruto!!

[foxicide]

[stares deep into his eyes]

I met the fox they based N*ruto on.

[damp]

[ smacks him with the oar ]

Stop messing with me!!

[foxicide]

[WOW??? he grabs the oar]

I'm telling the truth?

[damp]

You just said the only gumiho you met was your brother!!

[ tries to smack him again ]

[foxicide]

N*ruto is a kitsune. He doesn't count.

[STOP SMACKING HIM? he picks up the other oar to do battle]

[damp]

Yeah right!!

[ im going to say they battle and rin falls out

rang is now sailing away without him ]

[foxicide]

[rang sailing away merrily because he knows rin won't drown (wails)]