homo: haru

[damp]

itp: gay

Comments

[damp]

[ ... ]

—I didn't transfer schools because of you anyway!!

[squirt]

[ flat stare ]

I didn't say you did it for me.

[ he said their swim team ]

[damp]

... I'm leaving!

[ flees ]

[squirt]

[ holy shit ]

...Wait. You're serious?

[damp]

[ NO! ]

[squirt]

[ THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING ACTUALLY he'll just. graffiti some buildings for fun until they reconnect their long distance dead call.

he's recovered from the secondhand embarrassment by then. calmly, ]

Should I be flattered?

[damp]

[ just

glowers at him ]

I already said it had nothing to do with you.

[squirt]

Mmhm.

[ he totally believes that now. ]

That's why you kept annoying me to be on your relay team.

[damp]

[ HE'S SO ANNOYING!! ]

Whatever. I said you'd enjoy it, and you did, didn't you?

[squirt]

[ girls you're both irritating

he huffs. ]

...So what if I did.

[damp]

Proof that you should just listen to me.

[squirt]

Don't wanna.

[damp]

Why are you always so difficult.

[squirt]

You're annoying to listen to.

[damp]

Then leave!

[squirt]

...It's worse when you're quiet. [ and sulky ]

[damp]

[ he just huffs ]

You should get better at being a llama. Didn't you say llamas don't have to deal with drama?

[squirt]

[ heh. drama llama. the whiplash between these threads makes me want to die ]

I'm already good at being a llama. It's not my fault someone cursed me to be human.

[damp]

[ closes eyes ]

Why do you think you got cursed?

[squirt]

[ thinking ]

Maybe I asked a witch to curse me so I could swim better.

[ no that's the plot of the little mermaid in reverse ]

[damp]

[ oh he doesn't know ]

Maybe you made fun of a witch's drama so she cursed you to have some of your own.

[squirt]

[ his brain is scrambled llama ]

That's dumb.

[ because haru's idea was so smart comparatively]

[damp]

You're not going to say that when you end up in a love triangle with the pool and the waterfall.

[squirt]

[ looks at him funny ]

I can love pools and waterfalls at the same time.

[damp]

You're really not interesting, Haru...