homo: haru

[damp]

itp: gay

Comments

[damp]

[ HE'S SO ANNOYING!! ]

Whatever. I said you'd enjoy it, and you did, didn't you?

[squirt]

[ girls you're both irritating

he huffs. ]

...So what if I did.

[damp]

Proof that you should just listen to me.

[squirt]

Don't wanna.

[damp]

Why are you always so difficult.

[squirt]

You're annoying to listen to.

[damp]

Then leave!

[squirt]

...It's worse when you're quiet. [ and sulky ]

[damp]

[ he just huffs ]

You should get better at being a llama. Didn't you say llamas don't have to deal with drama?

[squirt]

[ heh. drama llama. the whiplash between these threads makes me want to die ]

I'm already good at being a llama. It's not my fault someone cursed me to be human.

[damp]

[ closes eyes ]

Why do you think you got cursed?

[squirt]

[ thinking ]

Maybe I asked a witch to curse me so I could swim better.

[ no that's the plot of the little mermaid in reverse ]

[damp]

[ oh he doesn't know ]

Maybe you made fun of a witch's drama so she cursed you to have some of your own.

[squirt]

[ his brain is scrambled llama ]

That's dumb.

[ because haru's idea was so smart comparatively]

[damp]

You're not going to say that when you end up in a love triangle with the pool and the waterfall.

[squirt]

[ looks at him funny ]

I can love pools and waterfalls at the same time.

[damp]

You're really not interesting, Haru...

[squirt]

I'm just myself.

[ he will never change or improve ]

Go find a love triangle for yourself if you care so much.

[damp]

You don't find them, Haru. They just happen to you.

[ have u never watched a romcom dummy ]

[squirt]

[ he probably has not, he watches vhs tapes of onsen documentaries ]

Sounds like a hassle.

[damp]

I'm not surprised you'd say that...

[squirt]

I didn't know it was something you're interested in.

[ romansu... ]

[damp]

[ dryly, ] Not everyone limits their crushes to bodies of water.

[squirt]

[ is this a challenge??? ]

I can like more than waterfalls and pools.

[damp]

Mackerel doesn't count either, Haru.

[ his image flickers a little, one of his hands taking a moment longer than the rest of him to reappear ]