allstarz / sqq

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[damp]

[ HE DIDN'T he was dead ]

It feels a little bad taste. Making jokes out of everything terrible that happened.

[peakfan]

[ the way everything melds together and i simply can't remember if he died before or after me, rip ]

I suppose there is something about finding humor in it. Replacing those horrific memories with something far more pleasant.

[ something something, healing. but also, don't catch him around open air cliffs anytime soon ]

[damp]

[ ........... ]

Yeah, it doesn't bother me at all. I think all the murders are funny.

[peakfan]

[ this whooshes right over his head I'm so sorry ]

Dumb Ways To Die could never match half of these.

[damp]

[ hE'S JUST IGNORING RIN BEING A PSYCHO ]

... You know what that is?

[peakfan]

[ YEAH? BECAUSE HE ALSO FOUND IT FUNNY ]

I don't look that old, do I?


[ weheh ]

[damp]

You do.

[peakfan]

[ spits blood ]

JUST BECAUSE I'M IN AN OLD BODY-

[damp]

[ help ]

Aren't you one those... been around for centuries types?

[peakfan]

[ so dryly ]

Did you miss the part last graveyard that it's all an act?

[damp]

It is? So you're just a cosplayer?

[peakfan]

[ DESPAIR ]

No....!!!! I'm a transmigrator! An isekai victim! I'm 100% a cultivator now! I'm just... from modern China.

[damp]

A cultivator?

[peakfan]

A martial artist? The qi using flying ones who fight all sorts of things? Surely you've seen at least one of those movies before.

[damp]

What...? I don't really watch martial arts movies.

[peakfan]

[ HE EXPECTED BETTER OF YOU? this is haru behavior ]

Not even remotely?! My god what are the youths doing these days.

[damp]

[ he watches romcoms... ]

All the martial arts movies I've seen are either American or Japanese, anyway.

[peakfan]

[ that's adorable. but also, lmao ]

Maybe this place will come out with dvds to fix this. But yes! A Cultivator! [ tries to think of this in weeb terms ] I fight enemies with chakra.

[damp]

Like Naruto?

[peakfan]

[ feels his entire soul leave his body, run laps yelling BELIeVE iT and come back ]

With less ninja.

[damp]

So you're a martial artist not a ninja. Okay.

[peakfan]

[ thinks about this ]

I can manipulate leaves though.

[damp]

... That kind of sounds like Naruto.

[peakfan]

[ this is truly the most ridiculous conversation. sqq goes through a crisis and starts muttering to himself ]

...My god does this make Binghe Sasuke? Wait, no, because that would make me Kakashi.

AM I KAKASHI?

[damp]

[ hELP... ]

Binghe is a kid that you mentor?