damp | allstarz / tama

[ STOP TALKING ABOUT ASSES!! AAAAAAAA ]

I- don't- [ alkdjfa ] This is about coffee!! Not a—

[ AAAAAAAAAA 2 ]

[ YOU WANT ME TO STOP TALKING ABOUT ASSES? IN ALLSTARZ ASS-CADEMY? never. ]

...

[ heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. ]

You're adorable.

[ He's almost 20. This is pathetic behaviour. ]

I—

[ HE FEELS OFFENDED ]

I don't even like coffee...

[ he's a babygirl. ]

Other drinks are probably available. But they will have the ass brand.

[ the ass brand... ]

I guess there's no avoiding it. [ Oh. Looks at her. ] Sorry, were you waiting to order?

[ there’s no avoiding the ass. ]

Hm? Oh, I was just looking around. Don’t let me stop you if you’re planning on trying what they’re selling.

[ long pause ]

You mean... I shouldn't?

[ blinks. ]

No? ... Yes?

[ CONFUSED ]

Is it bad coffee or something...?

No, I... thought you were trying to imply the coffee was suspicious.

[ pats his shoulder ]

No, it’s probably fine. We’ve gotta eat and drink, right?

[ Gets himself a water. ]

Yeah, there's no point in messing with the food. Do you want something?

[ coward. ]

I'll have a coffee, I'm fine with ass.

[ SIGHS and gets her an ASS coffee ]

There's a station for milk and sugar to the side.

[ weeeee. ]

Thank yoooou. [ hehe. ] A least starving us until we descend into catastrophic violence and desperation isn’t on their agenda.