Skip to Main Content
cRINge (
damp
) wrote
2025
-
05
-
30
11:24 pm
allstarz / haru
omg i'm so tired
Flat
|
Top-Level Comments Only
no subject
damp
2025-07-31 02:28 am (UTC)
(
link
)
[ He is not going to get away, he's going to fight you. ]
You must've hit your head during your last practice run, Haru. For the record, even two years later you can barely do 20 pull-ups without collapsing.
no subject
squirt
2025-07-31 03:18 am (UTC)
(
link
)
[ why can't they just cuddle normally ]
I could go do more than 20 pull-ups right now.
[ he won't, because he's comfortable where he is. but he could. ]
You're so proud of having... a tiny bit more muscle than me when my times are still better than yours.
[ they are literally on the same team ]
no subject
damp
2025-07-31 11:02 pm (UTC)
(
link
)
[ Because they're idiots. Thinks about how they only kissed twice. ]
How would you even know what my latest times are when you're stuck in the past?
[ Huh? HUH?? ]
no subject
squirt
2025-07-31 11:09 pm (UTC)
(
link
)
[ tears in my eyes. meanwhile the graveyard is having wild threesomes. ]
I can assume.
[ assumes they are neck and neck forever ]
I wouldn't let you surpass me that easily.
398 comments
Post a new comment
Flat
|
Top-Level Comments Only
Log in
Account name:
Password:
Remember me
Other options:
Forget your password?
Log in with OpenID?
Close
menu
Log in
Create
Create Account
Display Preferences
Explore
Interests
Directory Search
Site and Journal Search
Latest Things
Random Journal
Random Community
FAQ
Shop
Buy Dreamwidth Services
Gift a Random User
DW Merchandise
Interest
Region
Site and Account
FAQ
Email
no subject
You must've hit your head during your last practice run, Haru. For the record, even two years later you can barely do 20 pull-ups without collapsing.
no subject
I could go do more than 20 pull-ups right now.
[ he won't, because he's comfortable where he is. but he could. ]
You're so proud of having... a tiny bit more muscle than me when my times are still better than yours.
[ they are literally on the same team ]
no subject
How would you even know what my latest times are when you're stuck in the past?
[ Huh? HUH?? ]
no subject
I can assume.
[ assumes they are neck and neck forever ]
I wouldn't let you surpass me that easily.