homo: gerard's kids (tbd + froggystyle)

[damp]

can i interest you in a furry or a finny?

Comments

[westedge]

uh
maybe???????

[damp]

[ ... ]

[frogzoned]

Not a strong answer. I would not give him a wave.

[westedge]

ok first of all
good is objective
second of all
you literally have two swimmers on your team
maybe three i don't know where you stand currently being a frog
what am i supposed to say

[frogzoned]

They are very enthusiastic about swimming! Who knows how many of these tasks we'll be assigned will involve swimming. Probably all of them.

[westedge]

okay that sounds fake but i like your confidence in wishful thinking

[frogzoned]

I was

Nevermind.

[westedge]

no wait what
something wrong?

[frogzoned]

Well I have been trying a few jokes out and they do not seem to be landing so perhaps this is not working for me as an addition to the so-called improved Gerard plan so I think I will be stepping down from my comedy career

[camena]

Just add lol to the end of your jokes.

[frogzoned]

lol

[camena]

Well but with a joke though.

[westedge]

oh
hey uh. don't feel bad?
jokes are hard over text and mine was kind of a joke too?
so its fine

[frogzoned]

You're right, you're right, I will ... keep trying!

[frogzoned]

lol

[westedge]

there you go! that's the spirit

[squirt]

[ gerard don't have a crisis in the groupchat ]

[honkinbigteeth]

four swimmers

[westedge]

oh damn watch out
guess we'll really have to up our game if we have to compete in the water

[honkinbigteeth]

your lack of confidence suggests no

[westedge]

it's objective???

[honkinbigteeth]

someone with high swimability would give a confident yes

but its ok jonas you have other good qualities

[westedge]

questionable but understandable