homo: vash

[damp]

what do you want from me

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[damp]

So they had books about it...

[ weird ]

How's it live up to your imagination then?

[piteous]

A couple, but most of history was recorded as files in the terminal.

[ suddenly high tech ]

... I saw the T-rex skeleton.

[ His eyes are big, with awe (maybe some small fear), like a child. ]

[damp]

[ baby... ]

Haha, they're pretty cool, aren't they? [ hmm ] Have you ever seen a movie?

[piteous]

Yeah! It looks like it could be a giant tomas.

[ he'd be able to kill a t-rex, but you can still be scared of a thing, right?? ]

I've heard of it. Those are supposed to be very long videos, right?

[damp]

Yeah, there's a bunch of good ones about dinosaurs. If we get a theatre, maybe we can watch 'em.

[ anyway a squirrel drops on vash's head to try and steal his croissant ]

[piteous]

[ SHOVES THE WHOLE CROISSANT INTO HIS MOUTH ]

[damp]

[ HELP

THE SQUIRREL DIVES AT HIS MOUTH TO FOLLOW IT

rin just watches this trying to take it all in ]

[piteous]

[ Vash blocks the squirrel and tries to keep it from crawling into his mouth?? ]

Did you summon this squirrel?!

[damp]

[ i will not force the squirrel into vash's mouth i will leave this to you ]

No? How would I do that?

[ that said he is. still just watching this. trying not to laugh. ]

[piteous]

Can't your psych randomly create things out of thin air?! How else would a squirrel get into the museum and fall from the CEILING?

[ He's doing his best not to hurt the squirrel, but also being forceful enough to KEEP IT AT BAY. ]

I ate it all already! Look elsewhere...!

[ to the squirrel ]

[damp]

Maybe it likes you?

[ rin laughs ]

and then the squirrel launches at his face

[piteous]

[ IS THIS REAL OR IMAGINARY ]

[damp]

[ WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FORMATTING ]

[piteous]

Rin! Don't flail too much!

[ He's going to try... To catch the squirrel?? ]

[damp]

I'm not flailin—

[ i'm not a coward

i'll put the squirrel in rin's mouth ]

[piteous]

Keep your mouth closed!

[ WHAT IS HAPPENING ]

[damp]

[ IT'S ALREADY IN HIS MOUTH

spits it out

disassociates ]

[piteous]

[ do you hate rin so much spoon

Vash is just in shock in what he witnessed here in this museum... ]

Would... Would you like some water...?

[ Holds a water bottle. ]

[damp]

[ He's kind of hoping that Vash didn't see all of that. ]

... That'd be nice. Thanks.

[piteous]

What about I forget that all happened.