damp | homo: alex

itp: a normal teenager friendship!

If you think about it like a challenge for yourself, then it's like...

"Yeah, I could do that."

[ .... is she considering it........ ]

[ ALEX.... ]

I'm not going to stick around when you start throwing up.

What? Come on, I haven't thrown up in like a year! Maybe longer.

[ okay, just looks at her. ]

Eat it then.

Well now I don't want to.

You just said you wanted to?

I said I could do it, not that I wanted to. And definitely not with an audience. I feel like it would not be pretty.

[ so greasy... ]

[ lifts a brow ]

So you would throw up.

I wouldn't! I'd just get grease all over my hands and probably my face, and I'm already not looking my best, here!

You could just wipe it off...? [ ??? ] Who're you trying to impress anyway?

[ listen they are hanging out so in this hypothetical scenario rin would be watching her be gross??? embarrassing! ]

No one, it's just a lot. Jeez.

[ alex you are valid and right ]

Hmm, okay. So neither of us are going to eat this gross, deep fried burger.

Yeah, I guess not. Profits are way down when your market is just people in purgatory.

[ laughs ]

What do you think they do with all the money anyway? Just sleep on it like that rich duck?

Probably. Or maybe they're saving up to invest in bigger, grosser food trucks.

Yeah? Would you take on that challenge?

Only if no one was watching.

But then yes.

I won't judge you for being greasy, you know...

I'll still pass. I'm coasting on a fresh reputation for as long as I can.