allstarz / mordalion

[damp]

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[toxicate]

[ just because he's an elf!!! smh

considers for a moment... nods.......... ]

It could be fun, though don't expect me to carry you just because I've done this before.

[damp]

Huh?

[ alpha week instincts rearing up ]

I'd leave you in the dust without even trying.

[toxicate]

[ unflinchingly. ]

You have no experience. How do you suppose you're going to manage that? I'll have handfuls of merchandise before you lay a finger on a single bromide.

[damp]

You sure about that? You seem like the kind of guy that's all talk, and then runs away.

[toxicate]

That's a bold claim from a nineteen year old who hasn't gotten it together enough to go out on a date yet.

[damp]

I've been on a date!!

[toxicate]

Oh. You said the other week that you hadn't dated anyone. Congratulations on your murder-adjacent date.

[ this does not sound congratulatory. ]

[damp]

[ Hello. ]

I've never been in a relationship... But I've been on dates. I just rarely ever went on more than one with someone.

[toxicate]

Sounds like running away behaviour to me. Lack of commitment.

[damp]

Weren't you saying there's no point in falling in love?!